friday's confession: I have a new pretend boyfriend

That's right, Jack Black. While I really do hate to do this to you on the internet, it's time I shared the news with the world.

I've been cheating on you with Russell Brand.

I know, I know. You were here first. And you and Kate in The Holiday? Really perfection.

I have to say that while I understand all of your awesomeness, you haven't really been there for me lately. You know, like Russell has.

I mean, have you seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Funny. Actually, crazy funny.

Have you seen Get Him to the Greek? So freaking funny.*

Have you heard his interview with Terry Gross on NPR's Fresh Air? Seriously, if this doesn't make you love him, I don't know what will.

Sorry, Jack. Sometimes the truth hurts.

*if you are someone who's offended by raunchy, potty humor, Get Him to the Greek may not be for you. You've been warned, that's all I'm saying. But, if you're dubious about whether or not you're in that category, give it a go. You might just be surprised.

**For those of you out there who haven't seen The Holiday and/or are doubting my affection for Mr. Black, go watch it. It will make you laugh and cry and just feel good in your heart. Just be sure to ignore all the scenes with Cameron Diaz and Jude Law.

***Yes, I know Russell Brand looks an awful lot like Scott Avett. I have no problem with this at all.